just then:

filling out forms for passports.

i need a guarator (someone who isnt related by blood or marriage)

to prove im real and alive

so in other words. we needed a famiyl friend above 18 years of age who could speak and write english well.

me: who can we get?
dad: we can get gamen's neighbour

me: him? he doesnt even know us

dad: he's an odl friend of mine

me: but i bet he deosnt even know our names

dad: well who else can we get? do they have to know you?

me: uhh they kinda do. to prove im alive?

dad: then who?

me: i duno.. do you have any friends?

[LOL CANT BELIVE I ACTAUALLY SAID THAT TO MY DADDY]

dad: *long pause* [LOLOLOLOL] yeh i do. but they dotn know good english *shifty eyes*

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