dear blog

dear blog
theres been a lot on my mind lately..
and i havnt been able to spare any tiem to talk to anyone about it
and in the next few weeks i wotn either
so instead of bottlign it up
i will write it all here and not reveal names or make it obvious
i just need to let it out

-they say you're using me.. what does that mean?
-fuck off.. like seriously.. grow up and learn they really arent your friends
-peer pressure should go on a holiday and die on the plane then burn in its rubble and crash into the ocean and be eaten up by some undiscovered fish with claws and teeth and the whoel lot of it... then disappear and not re-appear in hell, heaven or reincarnation form
-you used to be cool
-all i can do is laugh
-its a big wide world full of scary people
-fuck off, wannabe
-sigh..
-do i care too much sometimes?
-two days.. two days and you guys expected it all done? pshh screw yoru ideas
-i put too much on myself.. should i ask for help maybe once in a while?

ahh..
thank you :)

last post for the day

last post for the day i say!
and this post shall be most
full of not such useless much-ness

oO
LOL

the other day in enlgish a poet came
and did a lil workshop with out class
he made us write poems from basic
lil structures
that a famous Williams Carlos Williams invented
LOl can you iamginge someoen callign their kid that!?
ive been begging jenan to keep her last name and all her first kid kung..
(jenna's last name is phu ie, KUNG PHU!)

well anywayy
here are my poems :D

So much depends
upon
that black fur
ball
both white and
black
licking my face every
night
his house made of
boxes
we used to move
in
his brother standing in the
rain
then glued to the floor with
blood

gorry isnt it? :D
haha
i'm not goign to post my secodn poem up becasue it wotn make any sense...
he made us describe a picture and i cant fidn the pciture.. so it wont make sense
so yeah..
hope you enjoyed
my attempt at poetry :)

LOL

HAHAHHA HOW FAT DO I LOOK!!?! :D



this isnt one of those posts where im liek omg.. im so fat and post a picture up which is public for the whoel world to see and am wantign peopel to say "aww no you arent" or "you're fuckn hot shut up stupid head" beause i have issues..
nahh.. this is just for laughs :D

oh crap YOUU

FUCAKHDSGJUHJH
STUPID BLOGGER

DONT LET ME BLOG AS I WISH

WHERS MY FLEXIBILITY!?

MY FREEDOM HUH!?!?

FUUUUCSKHJSHGKJHAI
poo freaking youu
crapp the shitt out of youu
YOUUU WHORYY STINKY FLOPY
GAHAGAHGAHGRAAHHH!!!

hahahhahahha :D

msn convos

scrub, falling like a domino` says:

..

"if you have any enquires as to me apology please post a reply onto your blog as soon as possible."

Fucken pirate.

'to me apology' (referrign to past post)

Thats AyyO' Kayy ;D says:

oopsie.. i pulled a jessie

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dear andy

instead of talkign to you on msn

i will write you a letter on my blog

yay :D

so ..............

-insert address here-
Saturday, 24th August, 2010, 10:34PM
Dear andy,

this letter is here to inform you that i am terribly sorry for forgetting all the million posts i was meanign to post on here that i told you i would post eariler before and so you are left to read my nonsensical gibberish. sorry.

if you have any enquires as to me apology please post a reply onto your blog as soon as possible.
xox
yours sincerly
KRYSTAL TANG
-insert fanci-ful signature here-

a lil story about ngothai

LOL ngothai doesnt know about this blog

but i foudn this so hiliariously funny

i just have to tell the world

without him knowing

coz i duno if he's embarrassed by it or not

apparently..

when he was a lil baby
his mummy woudl be gardening out the backyard
and he would walk out..
he was 4 or soemthign
and sit there
grab the soil
and eat it
and jsut be shoving it in his mouth continuously and chewing it

HAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH xD

sorry if you dont fidn it as funny as i do
but i went absolutly high after i heard it
and dont tell him i posted it on here :D

HAHHAHAHHAHHA

HAHAHAHHAHAHHA
AHHAHAHAHHA

AHHAHHAAHAHA!!!

yayayayyayayyayayyayayyaaay!

OMFGAHKJHTKJHD
THAT LAST POST WAS MY 100th POST
so jilly pooo
YOU WERE IN MY 100TH POST!!
WOW :D

oopsiiee i pulled a jessie

LOLOLOLOL

start usign it people!

jilly

(taht smart lil bugger)

invented the new saying

"oopsie i pulled a jessie"

its when you do a major typo that was so obviously wrogn and you realise it..

you say OOPSIIEE I PULLED A JESSIE

bwahahahha

why jessie?

thats for me to know ;)

jamies fowl dinners

we're watching jamie's fowl dinners in englihs
and for htose of you
that dont knwo waht it is..
its like a documentary where jamie oliver
(the famous chef dude with that accent that makes me laugh)
shows you where eggs and the actualy chicken meat comes from and how curel and hard it is on teh chickens themselves to produce such amounts of egg and meat because of teh large need

its just cruel..
im sitting there watching
and laghign at the kute chicks
and then i turn to the person sitting next to me
and jenna is half asleep
i turn back..
and the chicks are dead..
O_O

they gas the male chicks coz they are pointless in the egg laying industry...
so cruel...

isnt it weird....

isnt it weird that..
- my camera vibrates when its charging
- i think its cool that it vibrates
- my camera needs cahrging a lot
- like it'll jsut run out of batteries when tehres still two bars remaining
- i guess it wants the vibrating
- and isnt it also weird
- that im not followign the rules or the whole actual point of using dot points
hahaa :D

isnt it weird when...
- andy turns nice
-but the next second he makes me blog
- i stop doing chem hw jsut to blog
- i think its weird...

isnt it just all just a bit weird.... oO

chem

was meanign to post this up ages ago

but i was google searchign for pics for my chem poster

on.. GASohol LOL :D heheh

its where we use alchol mixed with pertol to power our cars

so i was looking up pictures of cars and founds some pretty cool ones :)

This lead me onto thinkign about balloon art. so i google imaged that too :)

this chair totally had me thinking green and helpign the environment and evyerhting so i google imaged that too :D

and i foudn this kute picture :D

but then i also foudn this one... which made me think..

we are stupid..

how could we treat the earth the way we have been?

and then expect for it still to want us living on it

no wonder its killing us off

with teh storms and voncanos and earthquakes we've been haing lately

which are called 'natural disasters"

but we all know its caused by global warming..

so when you finish reading my blog posts for today guys

please turn off the lights

and save electricity and water anyway you can :D

thanks ^^ im sure the world is happy with you :)

somethign that made me smile today

i saw a fat pigeon
it wasnt actaully fat
it just fluffed up all its feathers beacuse today was a very cold day
it jsut stood there what looked liek shivering
but was actaully fluffing up its feathers
for once a pigeon didnt look feral and make me want to kick it
i wanted to take this one home and warm him up
poor animals out there in teh storms :(
i just hope they tough it all out this winter so
they can make all the babies they want during spring
^^

still hungry

eating cheerios now
the cereal
without any milk :D
ive always wondered
if each ring is a differnt flavour
or made out of soemhting differnt
like how thye claim theres those four things.. i cant rememebr
and i dont have the box to read off of
but i bet you guys knwo what i mean :D

try eating cereal without milk
its awesome
not as cold
and sweeter :D

yumm

UNCLE TOBYS
Le Snack
french onion
cheese dip with crispbread

no i havnt run otu of ideas and started copyign frm a packet of food i am currently munch munching on :D i posted that to get yoru attention
and tell you that:

DID YOU KNOW #3

its nto crackers they have in them

its CRISPBREAD

so when i ate one just then

i made a sandwich out of them with the cheese inbetween the crispBREAD :D

yum yum yumm-O

macbeth

apparently its unlucky to say the name

before the play

at the theatre

liek poepel die from this

...

MACBETH

MACBETH

MACBETH

MACBETH

MACBETH

MACBETH

MACBETH

MACBETH

:D

mmm.. :(

i have a feeling
spring will never come
and i will never get to tan
under the rays of the sun
at the nice beaches
of Adelaide
this year :(

the end

naww partys all over

LOL luan was the last kid left here

loveless :P with no family :P

hahahha

i was photographer of the party

im not gona post pics up on here coz htey arent my friends and

im nto in any of htem

so bleh :P

sucked in lsoers

but it was prety fun

her group of friends at least want to go out and do things

and are daringenough to play truth or dare

and actualyl have fun

not jsut sit there

all day

at a table

and play cards complaing about hwo we never od anythign as a gruop

woow.. i was typigns o fast there was milliong typos

boohoo

who cares anwayy

i ahd fun tonight :D

tho.. i didnt get my spring rolls.. :(

the party

i want eveyroen to go hoem already

this bra is really pissing me off

and i want to take it off

and i cant really say this out loud so imma type it

and post it

up on a blog :D

happy birthdya

happy birthday sis

LOL

she doesnt even read this

or know this exists

but.. i hope i get some bonus karma points for wishing her a great day ^^

i love maths

found these today

LOL they made me laugh :D

if you dont get them..

too bad.. i picked out the dumbest ones out of the bunch

and you still dont understand them!?!

geeze.. even i udnerstand them :P heheh

did you know about krystal #6

see the REAL sign in the corner?

and its signed for authenticity

:D

i love you bearyboo :)

dear blog

ive been bloggign a lot lately.
its become an addiction
i think to myself when id soemthing during the day
hey i should blog abotu this
but i dont
i just htink it
then forget it
stupid me..
LOL

but anyway ive beeen bloggign coz im bored and
coz i have 5 followers so i feel
i shoudl give them soemthign to follow
you know?
heart you guys :)

whoopsie i did a poopsie

coke makes me fart a lot

i dont burp loudly form it anymore

just fart loudly

it doenst smell dw

its just loud

very very loud..

nts. dont drink coke tomorrow :)

partaaay

so therse goign to be a party at my house tomorrow night
right?

coz its my sisters 16th brthday
right?

and so theres a million yr 10's at my house tomorrow
right?

ohkay
so who wants to crash?
LOL JKS :D

im not that mean to her
but i may be

to her friends
coz i FEEL LIEK IT OKAY!?!

friday 13th

hey guyyyss

tomorrow is friday 13th

and today i thought i saw somehting that may have looked like a black cat

so no good luck to anyone for surviving tomorrow

coz i need all the luck i can get :P

parrot

a picture that can always make me smile :)

KJ *insert heart here (blogspot wont let me)*

i dont know whats right

whats wrong

whats good

whats bad

what to even smile at anymore..

hey

hey, yeah..
its totally cool..
to ditch

im gona write random words here and see if they cheer me up. im also goign to see how long this title can go for becase im a curious person. did you k

now that about me? that im a curious person?
i rekon this is infinite liek for the blog part
the title part stoppped at that bit
:]

well now for the worrds!

lightbulb, gerbil, bookmark, bottle, nuts.

hiccup, herb, voltmetre, dynamite.

orange, purple, piplup, dope.

penguin, eating, your, toes.

kinda poetic dont you think?

do you feel the rhythm and what not

all that junk you learn in enlgish that will never help you in life

do you see it all?

yeh its a poem

im kinda good at that stuff :D

i love you

thank you

for always being there

for wearing that goofy smile

when i cant seem to find mine

thank you

for caring

even when its about

the most stupidest things

thank you

for wiping my tears

and having a nice shoulder

to cry on

thank you

for listening

and saying the right words

when i need them

thank you

for everything

i hope you know i appreciate it :]

BeeKay 11.12.08

b*e*e*p* youu you beeping whore..

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ahh.. that feels better now ^^

doggie doo

stepped in doggie doo
the other day
and today
when i walked past it again
it looked like a squirrell had a bubble bath in it
and had lots of fun

[ i can imagine it :D ]

i swear
the shit was thrown aroudn and smoosh around
all over the floor

and i nearly stepped on it again
geeze.. nts.. look where you're going :D

did you know

im thinking
its about time i posted up some did you knows about mee coz im awesome

and theres lots to know about me

did you know about KRYSTAL #1

i detest being called crystal

i like being called krystal :]

although, when saying it...

you might think

im not quite sure which one you mean
but i know

and i'll hate you for it

did you know about KRYSTAL #2

im going to be a future civil engineer

what is that you ask?

well we BUILD BRIDGES and pipes and mobile phones

and anything you guys need to live

so yeehh im gona build a bridge one day

and NOONE is allwoed to jump off ANY bridges

unless it is my bridge

coz i'll make sure you cant jump off of it

coz i care for you :]

did you know about KRYSTAL #3

woah.. that last did you know

had like.. three already in there

of did you knows abotu me

so this one is just goan be blank

[blank]

....

did you know about KRYSTAL #4

AHHAHAHHAHAHHAH
wasnt that last one just hilarious? :D
another thing you should know about me

im a laugh-a-holic

i cry a lot while laughing

cant help it i have a good sense of humour

and eveyrthigns so fun and funny :DD

did you know about KRYSTAL #5

just wanted to post another one coz

its a nice round number

and.. just let me think of one

oh heres one

no.. i forgot it

LOL JKS :D

im forgettful

there :]

hope you learnt soemthing! or not..

you know

you know that saying...

you learn somethign new everyday?

well im wonderign whats new that i learnt today

what i learnt wasnt actaul facts that evyerone wants to know

but i heard things

and i learnt them

and they were new

but im not sure if they counted

for example: i learnt the school's exchange

theatre sports was goign to be at 11:30 tomorrow

i also learnt that we could go to school tomorrow in casual

but theres arent real thigns you learn learn..

they are just things you do?

im so lsot

and dont get it

but yeh.. now its up to you to deal with it

coz ive written it down

you've read it

so deal with it

hahahaha

sucker :D

hehe im so great

todayy

i beat

TWOOO

whole gyms

in pokemon soulsilver

in under an hour too

just too good, too good :D

a little note

subjects for next year

-maths specialist

-maths studies

-physics

-chem

-possibly design..

i duno.. =/

something

this happened a while back

i didnt have a blog at this time so i couldnt post it

but at the time i wish i did have a blog

to blog about it

so here's the story :]

my daddy bought this hand soap for $2
its colour was pink
a few weeks later.. it started to go murky and turn brown
there were lil floaty bits in it that sunk to the bottom and they were brown
after a couple more weeks
the whole thign started turnign yellow
we stopped using it

it was decided we would go buy a new one
once again daddy decided to buy a $2 one
i got to pick which one this time tho
i picked a yellow one
coz i figured
if it was already yellow
how could it turn yellow?
we are still using it from this day onwards
:D

guess

hey there

guess what i got today

a temporary tattoo

for engineers australia

wooh..

LOL

anyone want it?